我叫雯凤,不是雯风。念对的人总是写错,写对的人却总是念得不正确。还有And also, I named Moon Hong NOT Moon Hoong or Mun Hong. I'm so sick that those who spoke correctly spelled wrongly......

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Oh-le le Oh-la la

EEhahaha...school was pretty good too on Friday.When turned to MUET lesson(after school recess),whole classmates were wondering about what will be goin' on...Since teacher was came in......
"Class stand,good morning teacher."Alright,everybody sit down and just looking up what's gonna happen.Teacher said:"Thank you for the cooperation yesterday.Since you all had done the best,you can do your own work."YEAH!Oh,well,as the acknowledgement or..?Whatever lah!Who cares now!Finally,anxiety broke!Excited started!Teacher presented each one a book called "Reader's digest" also.Such like the chinese one,读者文摘。.okay,it's nothing have to talk bout the book's contents.I used the time to read the body.A convert. was cut in sudd. and moved my attention from the book to a lame dialogue

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A funny guy in our class who always make teacher laugh out asked:"Teacher,when is your open house?"
Teacher:"What...what??"(pardon me)
Guy:"When is your open house?"(for hari raya)
Teacher:"I never decide it."
Guy:"So,when you decide it?"
Teacher:"(weird emotion)...Let me think first. ..I supposed to bring cookies for you people today,but I forgot.After Hari Raya holidays..."
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Guy:"Teacher,when your child out?"
Teacher:"Huh?What?again..."
Guy:"When you not come to school?"
Teacher:"Why?You dont want to see me?"
Guy:"No..no."
Teacher:"(seems like understood what the guy meant)Don't worry,I'll be here until the end of the school."
Guy:"Ouu,good!Good!"

My God!What you guy asked teacher such a crap there...how dare you are!Haaha,but dont worried,teacher wont be angry at all...she like him so much what!
Teacher:"Ey,Wai Teck(the guy's name),why huh,*I always saw you never wear spectacles while cycling?Can you see the road?"*
Guy:"Huh??..........speechless(dont get what teacher say)
Teacher:"*repeat*
Guy:"Oo,can,only blur blur loh.I wont have accident one!"
Teacher:"How you know that you wont get the accident?Then,you can see the road very clear?"
Guy:"Because I know loh.I already say mah,not cannot see,is blur blur."
Aiyo..make us lol.:D
Teacher:"Blur then why dont you wear it?"
Guy:"Because reflected."
Teacher:"Oow."


Some more I find out a kinda funny convert. and I decided to list it out here.
Teacher:"Where is Chyuan Ning(another guy who sit beside W.T),Wai Teck?Why is he absent today?"
Guy:"How I know wor!!"
Teacher:"You dont know?!How come you never know?He sit beside you what!"
Guy:"Because he is not my family mah!"
Teacher:"...but he's your friend right!?"
Guy:"Friend only mah,but not family!"

Whole class lol again.Similar circumstances occured twice while different person who sit beside him was absent.
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Btw,do ignore the sentences errors of the convert..I just typed the original convert. as what the guy said.Catch out how funny he is.xD
p/s:Suppose to post this up on Fri or Sat.But I felt tired while back from tuition.Nod off..sound asleep so i post it up today!;)

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